i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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