You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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