They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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