well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
sex in a hospital.. check
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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