fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
COCAINE IS GR8
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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