she looked like the before picture.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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