This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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