Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
