Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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