We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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