i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
There r osticjed everywhere
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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