doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she looked like the before picture.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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