That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
dude. I can hear the air.
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