You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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