Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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