try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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