Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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