There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
