Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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