your thong is hanging out like whoa
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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