If i come over, it means nothing
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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