oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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