Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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