Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Randomize
