I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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