honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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