Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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