The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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