Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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