I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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