I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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