no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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