dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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