can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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