Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
handjob tips. give me some.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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