NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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