Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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