His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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