Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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