No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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