these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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