bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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