I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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