A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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