i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
