I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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