ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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