I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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