I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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