Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
i out mim tonsoeep
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
