Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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