I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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