No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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